♻️ Vons vs. Sprouts: Which bag caused emotional damage?

Hey, it’s Dan

In Today’s Issue:

  • I tested plastic bags from Vons and Sprouts to see which one holds up better in the plarn arena

  • One was surprisingly strong. The other disintegrated—emotionally and physically

  • I may have become a plastic bag sommelier

  • And yes, this helped me decide what goes into future kits

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♻️ Vons vs. Sprouts: Which Bag Makes the Better Scrubber?

I used to think plastic was plastic.

Then I looped two bags—Vons and Sprouts—and suddenly, I had opinions. Way too many opinions.

Round 1: Vons

  • Stronger. Stretchier. Forgiving when looping.

  • Slightly thicker strips made the plarn feel bouncier (in a good way).

Round 2: Sprouts

  • Felt great at first. Soft. Smooth.

  • But under tension? Instant emotional breakdown.

  • Bonus chaos: some strips shredded mid-roll and had to be gently laid to rest.

To be clear: these bags weren’t built for yarn life.
But that’s kind of the fun part.

Money Breadcrumb:
These tests help me figure out what bags deserve a spot in future kits. If it loops clean, it stays. If it shreds mid-stretch? It’s out. I’m not sending out scrubbers made from sadness.

And now, the part my brother Steve will actually read

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💡Pro Tip (From a Beginner)

Test before you commit.
If it shreds while looping, it’s dead to me—even if the branding says “eco.”

One Last Tangle

Next week I’m testing Walmart bags.
They feel like they'd hold up... but so did that last spaghetti bag from Sprouts.

We’ll see.

Which store’s bags should I test next?

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